Pizza delivery, the boy said
How much do I owe you?
Nothing, pizza’s free here
Happy anniversary!
Here’s a dozen roses
I’ll be in town next week
Vodka or gin?
Both, please
Make it a double
Wayfayers’ syndrome
It’s when you go on vacation
And never come home
Head injury
Please remove and
Return to owner
This is our
Top-of-the-line appliance
But it won’t make love to you
So it’s in the discount section
Buoyant until deflated
Pops when seal is open
When in doubt, use a knife
Marry me, he said
How much will it cost?
Actually, nevermind,
let’s just go to Disneyland
08/09/2013
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